TEN APPLES and the tithe
God gave man ten apples,
THREE for bills,
THREE for household needs,
THREE for him to spend any way he wanted
God said the last apple was His. It had to be returned.
Man spent three apples on bills, and
three apples for the household, food, gas, upkeep.
The last three he spent on a fully equipped Bass boat and a very expensive Shimano real and rod.
He ate the tenth apple and gave God the core.
I got the above from a tract I got decades ago. I never forgot it.
Give God the tithe or whatever you want to call it, and pass out tracts. All kinds of them.